Eion Ashorek
Happy Lil Fella :-)
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
My aim may be askew,
And my tactics may be a little off too,
But even if I'm bad at CSGO,
I'll still give it a go.

xrandr --output DisplayPort-2 --mode 1920x1080 --scale-from 1280x1024 --rate 144 --set TearFree off --set "scaling mode" "Full"; ENABLE_VKBASALT=1 gamemoderun %command% -h 1024 -w 1280 -sdlaudiodriver pipewire -vulkan

My aim may be askew,
And my tactics may be a little off too,
But even if I'm bad at CSGO,
I'll still give it a go.

xrandr --output DisplayPort-2 --mode 1920x1080 --scale-from 1280x1024 --rate 144 --set TearFree off --set "scaling mode" "Full"; ENABLE_VKBASALT=1 gamemoderun %command% -h 1024 -w 1280 -sdlaudiodriver pipewire -vulkan

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About me
**Former CS 1.6 Professional | Retired Legend | Local LAN Circuit Veteran**

Been fragging since before most of you were born m8. Back in my day (2002-2004), I was dominating the UK scene when Counter-Strike actually required SKILL, not like this CS2 casual rubbish.

**Career Highlights** 🏆

- Manchester LAN 2003: Tactical withdrawal (16th/16 teams)
- Birmingham Gaming Expo 2003: Strategic last place finish
- Leeds LAN Championship 2004: Placed 12th out of 12 (was carrying my team tbh)
- Coventry CS Classic 2004: DNF (mouse broke, obviously)
- Sheffield Steel LAN 2003: 11th/11 teams (admin bias against my clan)
- Nottingham Night Gaming 2003: Forfeited after round 1 (food poisoning from dodgy kebab)
- Liverpool LAN Masters 2004: 8th/8 teams (teammates kept buying Scouts)
- Bristol Basement Bash 2004: Almost won a round against eventual champions
- Newcastle Nerd Fest 2003: Left early (girlfriend called, very important)
- Plymouth PC Showdown 2004: 15th/15 teams (monitor had dead pixels)
- Edinburgh Elite Gaming 2003: Caught cheaters but admins didn't care
- Cardiff CS Cup 2004: Would have won but team rage quit on me
- Reading Rave LAN 2003: Placed last but got most frags in one round
- Brighton Beach LAN 2004: Technical difficulties (keyboard sticky from Coke)
- Cambridge Computing Classic 2003: 9th/9 teams (lag compensation broken)
- Oxford Online Offline 2004: Nearly beat semi-finalists in warmup
- Blackpool Basement Championships 2003: Moral victory (made them sweat)
- Hull Hardware Heroes 2004: DQ'd for "unsportsmanlike conduct" (was just passionate)
- Stoke-on-Trent Stompers 2003: Personal best performance (still last place)
- Derby Digital Deathmatch 2004: 13th/13 teams (teammates were silver scrubs before silver existed)

**Current Status**

Still got it, just don't play much anymore because:

- Game's gone woke
- Too busy with "real life" (work at Tesco)
- My old team-mates went casual
- New players don't respect the grind

** Favourite Quotes**

- "It's not about winning, it's about sending a message"
- "I would've won if my mouse hadn't double-clicked"
- "Back in my day, we played for honour, not skins"

**Looking For**

Serious players only (no casuals)
People who remember when CS was REAL
Anyone who wants to learn from a veteran
Teammates who won't blame me for entry fragging


**Competitive Rank**: Silver Elite Master (teammates hold me back)
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