What can I say about Dodongo Dog Game
You are dog,and you are a little ♥♥♥♥. You make a mess all over the place and discover new ways to make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess for this family that loves you. And once you finish making a mess,you'll never guess what you do. Thats right,you get a machine turret that makes a mess nonstop

My wife beats me,but when I use RetroArch I can pretend that I'm in an arcade again when she didn't beat me as hard

A short,simple sweet story telling of the less discussed side of war. This was my second time playing it,and even knowing how it ends got to me again. All I can say is,don't ever let fame/fortune get in the way of your own humanity

Funny British narrator makes me feel accomplished

If you haven't played by now,you should. MC-kun possesses the unshakeable swag of a quirky japanese boy who casually claps cheeks in his free time. Experience the raw power of denying every woman you know the chance to feel your girth,or date them all and simultaneously make them feel it. I'm not a doctor

The man. The myth. The megend. Kiryu Kazama. Kiryu "Hand me that ass on a plate of glass" Kazama is BACK. Well this game came out years ago,so I guess this review is too late to do it as a "Coming Soon" gimmick. But uh,if you love the yakuza series then this game is an obvious get. Once again,I'm made emotional by the story whether I wanna be or not. And I can't WAIT to play Yakuza 7