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5 people found this review helpful
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9.6 hrs on record
it has only been an hour and I have already decided that juli is my loving wife, the doll is my daughter and ru'uk is my sister, and if anything happened to any of them I would kill everyone and then throw my scrap body off the face of a cliff. there will be no questions. thank you

Edit: After beating this game, and pushing jokes aside, I'd like to say that this is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fantastic game, and it's *criminally* underrated. I really hope it gets a lot of attention soon, because it deserves every bit.

Where should I begin?

The designs - there's no shortage of unique designs, whether that be for enemies, NPCs or levels. It's all extremely unique.

The level design itself is fantastic. Each level is huge, offering much room for exploration, yet it still manages to guide you through it so you don't find yourself lost and confused.

The combat? Fun as ♥♥♥♥. Since there are so many enemies and a literal boatload of weapons, combat never gets stale - the best part is that as you play, you'll begin to figure out mechanics (like the dash jump), which makes combat a lot more fun and intense.

The NPCS, where do I begin... I love every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NPC in this game. Despite how cruel some parts of this world can be, some NPCs still shine bright like a beacon in the darkness. Sweet, silly... it's so peak, bro.

The only *possible* negative I could see is that it's hard to switch between the many weapons there are, but even then, melting them down is still a very effective mechanic for that situation. Still, a sort of half-life weapon switch mechanic would make switching between weapons so much quicker on the fly.

All in all? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fantastic game. The story was extremely captivating, as was literally everything else. And honestly? I must say... this might just be my GOTY. Hell, this might just be one of my favorite games of all time, if not *the* favorite. Devs, I wish you well in all your future endeavors. You've crafted a wonderful game, and I wish I could experience it again. Thank you.

P.S. Juli is still my wife. I'm in love. And the fact that one of the biggest reasons she was added and designed the way she was, was just because she was hot is both hilarious and extremely awesome.
Posted October 14, 2025. Last edited October 17, 2025.
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12 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Holy ♥♥♥♥ Artwork Of Wolf Chick Oh My God Oh My God Oh My Godd Please Devs Id Give My Firstborn To Make Her Romanceable PleasE TELL ME YOU CAN SPARE HER PLEASE SHES SO PRETTY OH MY GOD

anywhooo this is some dope ass artwork. well worth the 3 buckaroonies. main character is literally me
Posted October 14, 2025. Last edited October 14, 2025.
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49.2 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
oh my god now the water's brown
Posted August 15, 2025.
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7.2 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
A lot of games nowadays, especially those produced by big names, tend to oversell and underdeliver. They'll promise huge things, claim how *their* game will be the game of the year, how there's so much to do... only to follow up on 30% of those promises. And not even well, either.

Now, take the exact opposite of that, and you've got HOLE.

First glance, it doesn't seem like much. A small extraction shooter where you just shoot people. The description of the game doesn't really give you much information aside from that.

But the actual game itself is SO GOOD. Things will happen that you least expect, making the experience *that* much more interesting. The gunplay and combat is fantastic, and every enemy poses a challenge - even when you're in the endgame, it's rather difficult.

The only gripe I have with this game is that I wish there was more. More levels. More weapons. More more more. I'll be ecstatic if this game gets more updates or if the devs make another game. Until then?

This game right here is worth every buck.
Posted August 10, 2025. Last edited August 10, 2025.
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2 people found this review funny
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89.0 hrs on record (60.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Perfect game in every way, I already have 8 saves that I've played for hours upon hours each.

The only thing I wish this game had is romance. Mamma roach my beloved,,,,,
Posted August 8, 2025.
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16.3 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
played multiplayer mod, 7 other players, everyone died except me. so i got 7 ghosts flying around me begging for a revive, call that the 7 human souls
Posted June 28, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
yeah this is a good game n all but wehn the hot goth dino rejected me liek 3 times it kinda hurt my feelings and made me cry in the corner for liek 2 hours straight but whateverr bros its fine im fine

11/10 good gaem i like this game its ok guys i swear im ok
Posted May 24, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
one of the most gripping narratives ive ever had the pleasure of witnessing in a video game

seriously a 11/10, every part is so meticulously and carefully crafted that even a second playthrough wouldn't be boring, as you'd learn even more from this amazing story
Posted May 12, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
12.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
1. lovander, enough said

2. if i had a nickel for every time a normal game that happens to have furries in it also comes out with a furry dating game, id have two nickels. which is not a lot but funny it happened twice
Posted May 12, 2025.
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11.0 hrs on record
crow lady. crow lady. cr
Posted May 12, 2025.
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