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Ain't nobody afraid of a Kawasaki

Makes me proud to know that after over a decade, I still will be attacked by a dude on a motorbike who has a Mosin-Nagant in his hand

tbh steam said you've been offline for so long I thought you died. came to your profile to see that you are in fact still playing games. glad you're not dead old man

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poop chute

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2/10 doesn't notice me ♥♥♥♥ posting

how's it feel to have use a weapon that self-seals its own bolt forever when it fires as your motorbike rifle

fak u t('.'t)

Viewed profile. Guy didnt come at me with said mosin. 2/10 disappointed

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

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#FreeKekistan

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Hope you enjoy the end of your year. <3

You're RIP

Why RIP? AM STILL ALIVE

well that ended totally not as expected

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I sexually Identify as an Armata. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being in the Victory Day Parade and driving side by side with my grandfather the T-34. People say to me that a person being an Armata is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautifulI’m having an engineer equip me with the 125mm smoothbore 2A82 . From now on I want you guys to call me "T-14" and respect my right ♥♥♥♥ borsigs from above and masterbate to tank porn needlessly. If you can't accept me you're Russophobe and need to check your HATO privilege ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Thank you for being so understanding.

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hi there distant relation

Y U BULLI ME


why no <3

pyro you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ memelord, at least we BiA now

PLEASE KEEP THIS TRUCK MOVING
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TO ALL THOSE WHO LIKE ♥♥♥♥ TRUCKS PLEASE RE POST

buttsex pls narwhal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒） NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!

IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

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Beat my lover's face until she bled. Good man +love

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Pyro please don't rape me :((((((((((((((((

so mean never respond

hi

rip

hi

call me <3

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ u nao