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171.6 hrs on record (170.0 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted February 9, 2023.
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32.7 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
Its pretty cool, it drained by brain of all its social skills tho
Posted May 12, 2022.
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4.9 hrs on record
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Posted August 4, 2021.
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12.8 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
~ DIFFICULTY ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ My 90 year old grandma could play it
๐Ÿ”ฒ Easy
๐Ÿ”ฒ Normal
๐Ÿ”ฒ Hard
โœ… Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ MS Paint
๐Ÿ”ฒ Bad
๐Ÿ”ฒ Meh
๐Ÿ”ฒ Graphics don't matter in this game
โœ… Good
๐Ÿ”ฒ Beautiful
๐Ÿ”ฒ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ Bad
๐Ÿ”ฒ Not special
โœ… Good
๐Ÿ”ฒ Beautiful

I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL! and also FLAMES OF LOVE is a hit

~ STORY ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ This game has no story
โœ… Like playing Temple Runners for the story
๐Ÿ”ฒ It's there for the people who want it
๐Ÿ”ฒ Well written
๐Ÿ”ฒ Epic story
๐Ÿ”ฒ Imagine Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ Free
๐Ÿ”ฒ Underpriced
๐Ÿ”ฒ Perfect Price
๐Ÿ”ฒ Could be cheaper
๐Ÿ”ฒ Overpriced
โœ… Complete waste of money

It went free on some point

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ You can run it on a microwave
โœ… Average
๐Ÿ”ฒ High end
๐Ÿ”ฒ NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒShort (2 - 15 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Average (15-50 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Long (50-90 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Extremely long (90-110 hours)
โœ… No ending

~ FUN ~

โœ… I'd rather watch paint dry
๐Ÿ”ฒ Hard to enjoy
๐Ÿ”ฒ Repetitive
๐Ÿ”ฒ Actually pretty amusing
๐Ÿ”ฒThe kind of fun you'll remember
๐Ÿ”ฒ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

๐Ÿ”ฒ It's a one-time experience
๐Ÿ”ฒ Only for achievements
โœ… If you wait a few months/years
๐Ÿ”ฒ Definitely
๐Ÿ”ฒ Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

โœ… No
๐Ÿ”ฒ Wait for sale
๐Ÿ”ฒ Yes
Posted June 24, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
~ DIFFICULTY ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ My 90 year old grandma could play it
๐Ÿ”ฒ Easy
๐Ÿ”ฒ Normal
โœ… Hard
๐Ÿ”ฒ Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ MS Paint
๐Ÿ”ฒ Bad
๐Ÿ”ฒ Meh
๐Ÿ”ฒ Graphics don't matter in this game
โœ… Good
๐Ÿ”ฒ Beautiful
๐Ÿ”ฒ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ Bad
๐Ÿ”ฒ Not special
๐Ÿ”ฒ Good
โœ… Beautiful

I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL! and also FLAMES OF LOVE is a hit

~ STORY ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ This game has no story
๐Ÿ”ฒ Like playing Temple Runners for the story
โœ… It's there for the people who want it
๐Ÿ”ฒ Well written
๐Ÿ”ฒ Epic story
๐Ÿ”ฒ Imagine Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ Free
๐Ÿ”ฒ Underpriced
โœ… Perfect Price
๐Ÿ”ฒ Could be cheaper
๐Ÿ”ฒ Overpriced
๐Ÿ”ฒ Complete waste of money

It went free on some point

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ You can run it on a microwave
โœ… Average
๐Ÿ”ฒ High end
๐Ÿ”ฒ NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒShort (2 - 15 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Average (15-50 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Long (50-90 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Extremely long (90-110 hours)
โœ… No ending

~ FUN ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ I'd rather watch paint dry
๐Ÿ”ฒ Hard to enjoy
๐Ÿ”ฒ Repetitive
๐Ÿ”ฒ Actually pretty amusing
๐Ÿ”ฒThe kind of fun you'll remember
โœ… Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

๐Ÿ”ฒ It's a one-time experience
๐Ÿ”ฒ Only for achievements
๐Ÿ”ฒ If you wait a few months/years
โœ… Definitely
๐Ÿ”ฒ Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ No
โœ… Wait for sale
โœ… Yes
Posted June 10, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
1,358.0 hrs on record (499.6 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted May 25, 2021.
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2,101.1 hrs on record (2,074.4 hrs at review time)
dont play this โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ game
Posted May 30, 2020. Last edited January 18.
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