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take a hard look in the mirror buddy

So I’m a substitute teacher, and earlier this week I introduced myself to a new class. I wrote my name and pronouns (she/her) on the whiteboard.

Whenever my students referred to me as a “she” or “miss” I got quite well, ahem, excited :)

Do any of you girlies get hard when you’re validated or is it just me lol?

Get on

RAFIKI SAID TO LEARN AT LEAST ONE SMOKE ON MIRAGE

HE DONT WANNA STRIP NO MORE DONT WANNA HIT THAT POLE

Get on

♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ DOESNT PLAY GAMES NO MORE. WHEN HE DOES ALL HE WANTS TO PLAY IS FORTNITE. WHAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT

GET THE ♥♥♥♥ ON IDIOT

Hibiki says "would you like a dog food"
ok
dog eat ham
dog lick bread
dog lick stick figure
dog lick stick figure
dog lick brain
get eaten
rub poopy on my penis!!!!!!!!!!
prelubricated penis
dog lick poopy on my ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!

The series of phrases likely has no literal meaning. It's an example of absurd, surreal, or nonsensical internet humor. This is a non-sequitur style of posting, intended to be confusing or funny due to its randomness, similar to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" or "I can haz cheeseburger" memes.
Here's a breakdown of the possible influences behind the phrases:
"Someone said Hibiki says 'would you like a dog food'"
This line is the primary hook and may be a reference to a character that is only recognizable to some.
Hibiki: There are several characters named Hibiki in popular culture, particularly in Japanese anime and manga. A Hibiki character in the game Blue Archive, a popular mobile game, is mentioned in online discussions with "dog" references. For fans of that game, the line could be a direct meme or an inside joke.
"Would you like a dog food": The phrase is deliberately strange. Dog food is not an offer a person would make. It's meant to be jarring and nonsensica

"ok / dog eat ham / dog lick bread / dog lick stick figure"
The following lines mimic a simplistic, childish, or Dadaist poem. They read like disconnected thoughts about dogs.
"dog eat ham / dog lick bread": These phrases are somewhat realistic but oddly phrased. Dogs are known to eat and lick human food. The banality is part of the joke.
"dog lick stick figure": This is the punchline. It's an impossible, surreal action that breaks the already strange logic. A stick figure is a simple drawing, not a real object. This surreal conclusion forces the reader to confront the complete meaninglessness of the entire passage.
In short, the post has no meaning. It's an absurdist piece of humor meant to elicit a laugh or a reaction from its weirdness.

can you add me?, +rep gaming wizard

said we’d queue again and disappeared, maybe next time

-rep chronically online weirdo

Aim perfection

don't forget to add me!, nice aug

+Rep man u was so good at the game on cs, have a good day :D

pretty good player

always supportive

friendly mate ❣️

oneshooter

+rep ultimate game tactician

+rep played w you

+rep cool guy!