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Unlikely Futures Apr 19, 2025 @ 4:31am 
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
its just big sad Aug 7, 2020 @ 8:56am 
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
Saint Pablo ❂ Apr 19, 2020 @ 4:21am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE
Glaz Nov 28, 2016 @ 3:25am 
>Driving with friend
>Accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>We both laugh and I unzip his pants
>Park the car while fondling his balls
>Friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>Start sucking his ♥♥♥♥ in the empty parking lot
>Almost choke on his ♥♥♥♥ because im laughing so hard
>Friend is also laughing his ass off
>He starts making train noises whilst yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>He ♥♥♥♥ and i swallow it all like some stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Kiss my friend and call him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ whilst laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.
PredawnBelial Sep 20, 2016 @ 3:12am 
-rep, turns out he's just a shawarma in human form
themuffinman41 Aug 28, 2016 @ 11:21pm 
-rep Not my real dad