Dice’s Bicycle

Dice’s father told Dice to learn how to ride a bicycle, and handed over a bike whose origin was unknown.

Dice tried to get on the bicycle, but discovered that in order to unlock one of the pedals, they had to push the bike and walk 1,500 steps. So Dice spent the whole morning walking before finally being able to use the pedal.

When Dice tried to pull the brake, they found that the bicycle didn’t have any brakes at all. To unlock the brakes, Dice had to ride the brakeless bicycle downhill 200 meters a total of 200 times. Dice tried going down car-free roads, but those didn’t count toward the required number of times.

By the time the sun set, Dice still hadn’t unlocked the brakes and nearly got hit by a truck.

Physically and mentally exhausted, Dice pushed the brakeless bicycle back home — only to get beaten by their father afterward.

Yes

Verily, the score is a gem most precious —
antiqua in anima, yet gilded with modernis gratia;
a concordia most regal, fit for reges et chronica alike.

Lo, a fragmentum historiae made flesh;
vox et vultus breatheth veritas,
and I, as Henry, trod Bohemia —
the past summon’d anew by providentia.

To be honest, unlike the initial reviews, it has now become a game that’s worth playing—at least for me. However, this game still has one core problem: the serious lack of heist variety. As far as I know, the previous title had 66 different heists, each with its own unique map. But here? Well… I’m not so sure.

This was my first time trying it, and it felt really fresh and quite fun. Instead of feeling like I'm studying Morse code, it felt more like playing a game—which made it way more enjoyable. Something that used to seem difficult now feels a bit more familiar. If the developers keep moving in this direction, I think even more people will be able to approach Morse code in a fun and easy way. I'm excited to see how it grows!

mmmh

Imagine this masterpiece: you, sitting solo in a pitch-black room,
bathed only in the eerie glow of your monitor, spending a glorious hour
painstakingly drawing blue lines across a barren wasteland filled with digital trash.
Yes, just blue lines. For a full sixty minutes—no distractions, no excitement, just blue lines.
Meanwhile, you get to enjoy an endless parade of bugs and glitches,
like a never-ending tech horror show. The game’s optimization?
Oh, it’s so spectacularly bad that watching anything actually move feels like
witnessing a miracle. And for the grand finale,
you get to watch tiny pixelated trucks awkwardly shuffle around
like they’re auditioning for a slow-motion dance competition.
Truly, a refined experience that screams ‘I have better things to do, but here we are.'

This game isn’t just close to a scam—it’s a complete and blatant deception, fully misleading consumers. It’s even more shocking than the Dawn of War 3 situation.

For Russ and the Allfather!