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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 3:02pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 3:34pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 7:44pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 3:30pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 3:25pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 3:31pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 5:42pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 10:07pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 7:50pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 7:44pm

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 5:30pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 5:30pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 7:39am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 7:43pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 7:39am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 10:07pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 2:52pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 2:54pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 7:44pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 7:44pm

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 2:54pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 4:30pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 2:54pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 1:36pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 3:17pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 3:42pm