🔞 ADULT: Id/lolszs - Complete Album!

- Shaken, not stirred.
I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it.

I thought it wouldn’t matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant capacity;

the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and only leave 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while stirred gin martinis left behind 0.157% of the peroxide.

Based on the information I have concluded that for James Bond to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.

- Ben Shapiro on Barbie.

Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a barbie girl.

Okay, let's even say I'm in a barbie world.

Right, so in this scenario I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic.

Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

- House, MD

Cuddy: "House, we need you to look at this patient."

Homestead: "No, and also your boobs."

Cuddy: "Yeah, yeah. I know. What if I told you her feet fell off?"

Homestead: "That happens sometimes. Not interested."

Cuddy: "I'll show you this naked picture of Wilson I found."

Homestead: "I'll take the case."

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- Two Sentence Horror Story.

"Damn, I gotta piss." I said as I start unzipping my pants in some bushes.

"You're penis is mine" the penis gobbler man said as he proceeded to rip my pp off and then gobble it down whole.