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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Day 1: Log in, excited to play new class. Since I'm beginning and level 1, no unlocked cosmetics yet. Luckily, I already own an augmented eye cosmetic that fits on all humans!

Day 2: Unlock some helmets, go to try them on but notice the eye cosmetic is missing, never mind that, must be a glitch.

Come to find out, the eye missing wasn't the glitch, apparently, being able TO USE THE UNIVERSAL HUMAN COSMETIC was the glitch! Really Fatshark? The glitch was code put in to intentionally bar a universal human cosmetic from being able to be used on the new class not working?

F*ck off. Bring that sh*t back Fatshark.
Posted June 24, 2025. Last edited June 25, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
If you like games that make you think, keep you on your toes, and have a solid, immersive story, this one’s definitely for you.
Posted January 12, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
86.5 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ you, it's good.
Posted March 24, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
47.5 hrs on record (47.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I dismembered my own arm on accident.


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Posted January 2, 2024. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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44 people found this review helpful
18.7 hrs on record (17.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game 'released' itself too early, too underdeveloped and too overpriced to maintain a dedicated playerbase. Despite this, the game itself is very fun to play. I don't not recommend it because I dislike the game, I just fear they may have botched its release and the playerbase may never return.
Posted August 2, 2021.
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17 people found this review helpful
41 people found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Upon loading up this game, I immediatly began recieving messages from my friends who were also playing, saying things along the lines of "You're stuck on the loading screen with me, haha!" and "Enjoy that wait time."

10/10 bully simulator.
Posted January 15, 2015.
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75 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
14.9 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
First time me and my friend played, we didn't fully grasp how the game was to be so difficult, and being the naive little insubordinates that we were, we skimmed through guides and just ignored them altogether (Which I wholeheartedly recommend.)

After stumbling across the woods to find eachother, bows in hand, we set off to what we thought would be our opening into Dinosaur hunting greatness, and how we were oh so wrong. We had found our first Raptor, and immediatly started plunging arrow after arrow into the flesh of the Jurassic Park reject. We were able to wound it slightly, and it ran off. Thinking to ourselves "wow arrows suk lel" we journeyed off for awhile looking to find some better gear. Every step of the way, we heard noises from behind us, thinking nothing of it and brushing as local ambience, we sprinted ourselves deeper and deeper into our godforsaken fate. My friends going for a crate we found, I'm off looking around while he gets whatevers inside (prolly wasn't gunna share ♥♥♥♥ neither that cheeky ♥♥♥) when out of the corner of my eye, I see something lunge out at me, and before I know it I'm dead and pissed that I lost my sandbox toy level equipment. My friends sneaking into some bushes trying to get a look at what killed me, and before he's ultimately assaulted from the rear, the last words in that foolish life were "He's got arrows all over him!"

Hours later, we were molded by the forest, trained off of it and bred from it. No sound goes unnoticed, no footprint ignored. Each pack is avoided and a single raptor is taken down with as much precision and accuracey we could possibly muster up. We had become The Hunter at last, but even that wasn't enough to save us from death after death.


so its p. cool buy it
Posted December 31, 2014. Last edited February 8, 2024.
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49 people found this review helpful
781.9 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Two men stole me and my freinds shoes.



10/10 it's decent i guess
Posted January 5, 2014.