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5.5 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
The game is awesome, what's not awesome is Ubisoft, because they thought their own launcher is needed, my game bugged the f out, and I lost 3 hours playing it, to find out the next day, excited to play it again. that, HEY MY SAVE IS FRICKING GONE, why Ubisoft, why can't I enjoy your games without getting this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ahh bugs.
Posted July 3, 2025.
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86.7 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
Far Cry 3 is a gripping, unforgettable journey into chaos and survival. It's one of those rare games that sticks with you.

The story is sharp, the gameplay is addictively open-ended, and Vaas alone makes it worth playing ( especially his infamous insanity speeches ).

Highly recommended - just don't blame me when you start skinning animals for fanny packs.
Posted April 24, 2025. Last edited April 24, 2025.
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12.8 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
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☐ 6
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☑ 9
☐ 10

One of the best games I ever player, I recommend it with all my heart.
Posted April 20, 2025.
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35.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Now that's what I call Peak.
Posted November 13, 2024.
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20.4 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
After a serious examination, I can say that this game made me Cry of Fear. 10/10
Posted July 31, 2024. Last edited August 2, 2024.
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