The Hambone of Hanoi
Baron Von Ungern-Sternberg
Eastern Finland, Finland
♥♥♥♥ YOU KULAK

♥♥♥♥ YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T ♥♥♥♥ WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL'S HELL, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO ♥♥♥♥ OFF. HURRY UP, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!!
♥♥♥♥ YOU KULAK

♥♥♥♥ YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T ♥♥♥♥ WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL'S HELL, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO ♥♥♥♥ OFF. HURRY UP, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!!