Milkshake the Wise
Manfred Theodore Flak M.D.
Australia
<3 Lara 5/8/17 <3

Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety-two. We had to say "dickety," 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back but gave up after dickety-six miles.

Competitive ranks I've been since starting CS:GO

★ Silver 1 ┊ X
★ Silver 2 ┊ ✔
★ Silver 3 ┊ ✔
★ Silver 4 ┊ ✔
★ Silver Elite ┊ ✔
★ Silver Elite Master ┊ ✔
★ Gold Nova 1 ┊ ✔
★ Gold Nova 2 ┊ ✔
★ Gold Nova 3 ┊ ✔
★ Gold Nova Master ┊ ✔
★ Master Guardian 1 ┊ ✔
★ Master Guardian 2 ┊ ✔
★ Master Guardian Elite ┊ ✔
★ Distinguished Master Guardian ┊ X
★ Ledgendary Eagle ┊ X
★ Ledgendary Eagle Master ┊ X
★ Supreme Master First Class ┊ X
★ The Global Elite ┊ X
<3 Lara 5/8/17 <3

Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety-two. We had to say "dickety," 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back but gave up after dickety-six miles.

Competitive ranks I've been since starting CS:GO

★ Silver 1 ┊ X
★ Silver 2 ┊ ✔
★ Silver 3 ┊ ✔
★ Silver 4 ┊ ✔
★ Silver Elite ┊ ✔
★ Silver Elite Master ┊ ✔
★ Gold Nova 1 ┊ ✔
★ Gold Nova 2 ┊ ✔
★ Gold Nova 3 ┊ ✔
★ Gold Nova Master ┊ ✔
★ Master Guardian 1 ┊ ✔
★ Master Guardian 2 ┊ ✔
★ Master Guardian Elite ┊ ✔
★ Distinguished Master Guardian ┊ X
★ Ledgendary Eagle ┊ X
★ Ledgendary Eagle Master ┊ X
★ Supreme Master First Class ┊ X
★ The Global Elite ┊ X