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My buddy works as a guard at one of Trump's immigration facilities (concentration camps). He said Trump came to visit the facility one day. Trump requested 5 immigrants be placed in a room and he be left alone with them to interrogate them.

Trump entered the room alone and shut the door. My buddy then heard 5 gunshots. Trump left the room, winked at my buddy and said, "that's how you make America great".

Not very good at counterstrike, should consider training more.

ey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

im contacting the police

Koalas are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death.

LOL. ur actually ♥♥♥♥ at rl. why even play anymore. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser ♥♥♥♥ talks with his boyfriend and leaves after getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroyed by my double touch. stick to sucking his ♥♥♥♥. You seem to be good at that.

I’m so pissed at my dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teacher. The stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ended up taking my juul because I was charging it at the school computer. Anyways, I haven’t juuled since 4th period and I don’t think I’m getting that juul back, so can I get a hit of yours? Dude c’mon I’m only gonna take one hit please. No I’m not addicted I can stop whenever I want bro. Let me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit your juul. Dude what the ♥♥♥♥. I have like 3 more pods in my bag I can just use one of those if you give me your juul. Please bro just give me your juul.

I Am The Peak Human Male

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

Jews(fake white people), were a race that originated deep underground. Jews had mystical powers, and very high IQ. They drilled out of the surface 10,000 years ago, and lived among humans.

They scammed their way to the top of society, and isolated themselves from their enemies. Jesus, the rebellious jew, taught love and peace, and rejected jewishness. He used his mystical jew magic channeled from God himself to perform miracles. New jews became christains, and old jews stayed jews.

They have no ideology except to get to the top of society, which they failed, as the reptilians have already surpassed them, so they used reptilians, like Obama and Hillary to become president and use them for their own purposes

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There's no such thing as "racism" and that's a FACT. My little boy Justin has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend in preschool and he is a pure white kid with good Christian blood. Justin plays with that negro every day even though I have read some news stories to him that tells about negro rapists. Justin is a smart ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loving kid and as a good American father, I'm not going to take his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend away from him. Hope Y'all learn a lesson here and let those ♥♥♥♥♥♥s be free even though they might rape you but that's just a part of their culture.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Warning! Warning! Thot detected in area, All who don't use the dog filter on Snapchat please evacuate to the nearest shelter. This is not a drill! I repeat this is not a drill! * Внимание! * * Внимание! * То, что было обнаружено в районе, Все, кто не использует фильтр собаки на Snapchat, эвакуируются в ближайший приют. Это не дрель! Повторяю, это не упражнение! * ¡Atención! * * ¡Atención! * Lo que se ha encontrado en la zona, todos los que no utilizan un filtro en el perro Snapchat evacuado a un refugio cercano. Este no es un simulacro! Repito, esto no es un ejercicio! *注意！ * *注意！ *何が近くの避難所に避難犬Snapchat、上のフィルタを使用していないすべての人、地域で発見されました。これはドリルではありません！私は、これは演習ではない、繰り返し！

I hate the word THOT.

It's not even a word it's a damn ACRONYM.

For That Hoe Over There.

So when you say "she's a thot"

You're actually said she's a that hoe over there .

So correctly it would be "she's thot."

Don't use words if you don't understand their meaning.

Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ make a copy pasta outta this or I'll block you.

NICE HACKER steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-pDnA3-Ce86E-OqTNA-sma58-hd5yD

really bad at rocket league, talks ♥♥♥♥, doesnt back it up, typical unintelligent ♥♥♥♥♥

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and I want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Ants. I can't explain it honestly, but ever since I was little I've had this fascination with them. Ants really get my motor running. The thought of thousands of them crawling all over my body and my ♥♥♥♥ just biting the ♥♥♥♥ out of me gives me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head rush. Sometimes I like to imagine a world where I can walk outside and just ♥♥♥♥ an anthill and all the little ants start to freak out and attack my invading member, but it's already too late, I'm on all fours and just going at it. Raping their home into a pile of rubble and then drowning their queen in my thick semen.

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Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

I don't have it backwards. You hate yourself, and thus abuse people you consider are better than you. That is what trolls do. Whatever it takes to bring down others who are trying to do something good. Since you will never amount to anything. So you take your hate out on others that are doing something. That simple.
The basis of narcissism is an inferiority complex. It is a delusion that people with inferiority complexes use to project how they feel about themselves onto others.
It's not that complicated. Somebody who is sure of themselves and actually does have good self-esteem is encouraging others and uplifting. The complete complete opposite of trash like you who trolls others to feel better about your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. Fun fact, if you didn't completely hate yourself and everything you were about, you wouldn't be partaking in any abuse or trolling towards others.

I stopped gaming when I was 16 years old. It was fine at first but i started to have gaming withdrawls. I felt giddy at times and even felt uncontent with myself. I felt like I was wasting my life, I had difficulty staying awake even when I slept for 7-9 hours. So I turned to drugs, and thanks to drugs I am no longer addicted to gaming. Thank you drugs for turning my life around.

Hi, I'm a Master, and I'm looking for a sexy, loyal and creative Pet to adopt. I'm a very descriptive roleplayer, as well as being a loving and caring Master when I need to.. I not only want a Pet to add to my family, but I want someone I can trust, someone loyal and willing to follow orders, and most importantly, someone up for adventure and isn't only out for sex. I ask that my Pets be Female only, over 18, grammatically correct, and has no boyfriends or other masters, as I do not like to share. I encourage busty furries and nekos, as well as tigresses and things of that nature.. I would also prefer if you were in Canada, but this is only a preference. I'm online all day everyday, and I also enjoy playing games with my little girls too. If you're interested in being under my love and care, please send an invitation my way, I'll be waiting~ <3

ey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the zoo telling me, always in the gorilla exhibit Harambe ain’t bout this, Harambe ain’t bout that My boy a SB on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cincinnati and them He, he they say that ape don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! Y'all animals ain’t know ♥♥♥♥ All y'all humans talk about Harambe ain’t no hitta Harambe ain’t this Harambe a fake SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP Y'all don’t live with that ape Y'all know that ape got caught dropping with a 3 year old running from the zookeeper and ♥♥♥♥ ape been in shot down since ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I don’t know when! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that Them zookeepers and animals savages out there If I catch another human talking sweet about Harambe I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass! I’m not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more You know those apes role with Florida'Gator, Cecil the Lion and them.

I hate black people. Why do people keep saying that I'm racist? Racist means believing that one race is superior to another. I don't think black people are inferior, I just hate those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monkey ♥♥♥♥♥♥s. They're violent criminals and should be exterminated. But just because I think that, doesn't make me racist, because I don't think they're inferior. Also I like mexicans, so that makes me even less racist. And no, I don't support Donald Trump, stop asking.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of hearing about the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorilla from you people. It's not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. That ♥♥♥♥ happened over a year ago and you are just now making memes about it? And now you want me to pull out my ♥♥♥♥? What the ♥♥♥♥ does that have to do with shooting a gorilla? It doesn't even make sense. Literally every post in my news feed is hombre the gorilla, ♥♥♥♥♥ out for hombre ♥♥♥♥ HOMBRE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GORILLA. ♥♥♥♥ HIM IN HIS MULTI COLORED ASS. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE HORILLAS AND I HATE YOU ALL TOO.

Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
'cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you

IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx