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[x] Your butt
[] Your eyes
[x] Your lips
[] Your hair
[x] Your body
[] Your personality
[] Your smile
[] Just you in general
[] Your attitude
—YOU'RE MY:
[] Best friend
[] Friend
[x] Crush
[] Stranger
[] Baby
[] Sister
[] Brother
[] nothing
[] Pain in the ass
— WOULD I DATE YOU?
[] Probably
[] Already did
[] Yeah
[] Maybe
[x] If you asked me
[] I don't know
[] Nah sorry
[] No way
[] We already are.
—IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO YOU
[] Kick you out
[] Scream
[x] Cuddle
[x] Chill
[] Go back to sleep
[] Make you make me breakfast
[] Beat you up
— IF WE HAD A SLEEPOVER.
[] Be idiots together
[] Talk about stuff
[] Go home
[x] Dares
— IF WE GOT MARRIED:
[] I'd Divorce You .
[] Have Your Kids
[x] Have fun
[] Be Faithful
[] Kill You In Your sleep
[] We wouldn't
[] I don't know
— YOU SHOULD:
[x] Facebook message me
[] Marry me on Facebook
[] Be mine
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