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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love u

(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

I hope you made it out alive and intact after what encore did to your rectum in that alleyway

You are not merely a waste of oxygen; you are a logistical inefficiency in the respiratory economy, a carbon-dioxide–producing cul-de-sac whose sole contribution to existence is the unproductive cycling of air better allocated to houseplants, damp basements, or literally any organism demonstrating even the faintest flirtation with purpose.

signed by katu

Mark this proclamation, you sentient typo factory: should you continue this reckless parade of half-baked notions and syntactic misdemeanors, I will descend upon your assertions like an audit from the Bureau of Unnecessary Precision, cross-examining every clause, subpoenaing every comma, and annotating your hubris into oblivion with parenthetical asides so meticulous they develop their own subheadings, until your bravado collapses under the weight of clarifications, your self-esteem is redlined by tracked changes, and you awaken nightly in a cold sweat whispering sic while APA style glares at you from the darkness.