Walking simulator, sacrifice 10 goats for a bugged witch, get killed, repeat

there are no public servers, everyone goes private because they're a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥



thank me later

Don't waste your time with this trash demo. You will spend more time troubleshooting than actually playing the game.

toxic pirates are often not funny but game could've been better if devs weren't lazy and worked on an old unity engine and abandoned the game after full release

good game, needs more content but with time it will come, multiplayer is not perfect but if you race in private leagues or in some populated servers you'll be ok.

also, the career mode, i didn't find it as good i hoped for, but feel free to try it and meh at it like the rest


ign would approve

don't play more than three matches

follow this rule and you'll have fun

if your pp is hard on this game, you have a serious disease. The game is fine.

and infuriating

but also fun

pros:

- fun as hell if you play with your friends
- alot of material for memes
- constantly updated
- moddable
- you don't need any DLC to join the DLC heists
- masks are good
- you may get bored of it but you always come back to the game for a heist or two
- some heists are hell crazy
- good soundtracks
- they finally put a fix on the horrible sync that affected this game, supporting the community
- we have free DLCs since they released ultimate edition (coming soon)

cons:

- cheating is easy
- spawning tons of enemies (AI) isn't really nice and sometimes it feels unbalanced, especially in more difficult heists
- they fooled everyone with DLC for years and then fooled them again with the ultimate edition
- dumb handling system for cars and bikes
- too much copycats of weapons
- at each update they decide to use a compression that extends installation time in favor of those who have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ net, sometimes it can take up to 30 minutes to install an update even if you downloaded it in a minute.
- a rehaul of buldings and other textures wouldn't hurt but i don't pretend them to do that after all these years
- d3d9 and bad optimization of some maps is the main reason behind poor perfomance in some heavily crowded scenarios.
- some GUI elements could be better designed imo

Optimized like ♥♥♥♥, poor mechanics and not fun at all. Ah, it doesn't even look closer to the screenshots on Ultra settings.

During my playtime i met ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shooting each other and attacking team members for no reason, there is no fun in running for kilometers to end up dead because of some morons or because of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ optimization and stiff shooting mechanic. This game is everything but not fun at all.