"- Started the game
- See monke with armour looking at the horizon
- Monke jumps
- Rides a freaking cloud just like Goku
- Stops in front of an army
- Me afraid, monke not afraid
- God gay dude says monke is an idiot
- Monke laughs
- Monke starts to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the gay god
- Gay god flees from the fight
- Monke mountain getting destroyed
- Me sad, monke angry
- We bring them to the forest
- We now bird, bird flies
- Gay god now bird too
- Something happens and monke loses his power of bird
- Oh no
- Monke defeated
- Many years later, we gather with other apes and listen to the history of master monke
- We learn that the true monke is the friends we make along the way
- I drop the controller

Absolute Cinema"

Don't trust the negative reviews on this one imo. Only negative comments you see are basically "too hard" "bosses have long combos" AKA "too hard" your negative comment can't be that this game is hard when you should know it by now that FromSoftware makes hard games. I don't have any performance issues myself for those criticizing that part of this DLC. And for that 1 person who said that the new weapons are only re-skins of the old ones, you are interesting human. 8 new weapon types with completely new unique ways to play. throwing weapons that are not consumables or cost fp, stances, perfect block, dashes and fast jumping attacks, etc. And people remember this is """DLC""" not a new game of course there are re-use enemies and items. Haven't finished this DLC yet but for now this is absolute amazing. We never get DLC's like this. New big map, ton of new weapons and other items, full game amount of bosses, etc. 40€ with this much content and minor/no issues. FromSoftware single handedly keeping AAA game companies reputation alive. GOAT Status.

Now I have completed the dlc 100% and my opinion didn't change. This is an absolute masterpiece of a DLC. Some people are having performance issues and that's a good reason to write negative review but too hard isn't. Final boss is hardest videogame boss I have ever faced and I still managed to complete the DLC 100%. GL to anyone out there trying to beat the diabolical final boss.

My frend trid shot mi in head ye? And my ego can't be handeling such a bold move from a bold guy like himself yes? So ofcourse I always have to in that situtation to kil em ye? So why ban?

yesman

monke

Best game to touch balls

this game is game

Goood and funny game

ok