Pin Head
Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
Who u callin' pinhead
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> Start the company in 1914.
> Begin designing the first tank. Available components are civilian tractor parts, engine specs openly admit that it will suffocate the crew.
> Newly designed tank, named The Tumor, can barely keep from collapsing under its own weight. Cannon on only one side due to weight constraints, making it ready to topple over at any moment.
> Britain foolishly places a contract for 30 of these iron monstrosities.
> Barely deliver the tanks in time, Britain immediately deploys them in a war against Ethiopia. Surely these marvels of engineering will send the primitive opposition packing.
> The tanks immediately start breaking down and are consistently getting annihilated by Ethiopian peasant cavalry. All 30 tanks are lost within the first handful of battles.
> My company becomes the laughing stock of the world. Britain is angry but orders replacement tanks due to the lack of competitors.
> Every single battle in which Britain deploys my tanks over the next three years is a resounding defeat. We lose every war we fight with massive losses.
> It is now 1917. Britain is on the verge of bankruptcy and has fallen off the world stage as a superpower. No other countries want to buy my tanks because they're so awful and my company is almost out of money.

10/10, would cause the downfall of an entire country by creating such an irredeemably awful tank again.
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