Came here after Elden Ring got too easy and I lost interest. Thought I needed a real challenge. DS3 heard that and curb-stomped me in the tutorial.

No Spirit Ashes, no horse, just pain. Bosses don’t wait, checkpoints are stingy, and every hallway is a trap.

10/10, suffering has never been so refined.

Great hand-to-hand combat, solid soundtrack, and the gritty Hong Kong vibe is nailed, it’s like stepping into a Hong Kong action flick. The dialogue can get a bit cringe, but it’s part of the charm. Also, cockfighting isn’t banned in this game, which is… definitely a choice. Underrated gem overall.

“I died. I sweated. I died again.”

Dead Cells is less of a game and more of a high-intensity cardio workout disguised as pixelated violence.

Every run was a beautiful disaster.

If you enjoy dying creatively, sweating profusely, and developing a deep hatred for elite enemies who teleport, this game is your soulmate.

Would recommend. 5/5

Balatro taught me that poker isn’t about bluffing, it’s about summoning ancient card demons and bending probability to your will.

Started off trying to make a simple pair. Ended up calculating quantum flushes with six Jokers, three planet cards, and the soul of a deck I sacrificed to the void.

No idea what's happening anymore, but the numbers go up and I feel alive.

Game’s illegal in like 15 dimensions. Play it.

garlic balls is nice but santas bath water is my favourite

Cool space dwarf ♥♥♥♥.

EDIT (DYNAMIC YOUTH RATING LIE): Honestly the dynamic youth rating was a huge reason I upgraded to fm22, this is nowhere near how this was marketed. Very disappointing, furthermore it's unsurprising from SI, and very poor false advertisement from Miles as usual. But he won't care as he already has taken people's money.

Don't buy the next installment.

It's a shame because it's a great time period/setting for a Mafia game, and the associated soundtrack is fantastic. However the technical issues still apparent in 2021 make it unplayable. I've got a 3600 Ryzen and 2070, it's locked at 60fps with constant stuttering and texture glitches.

Only received this in a bundle which was pretty much for free, not worth much more than that.

Yeah I was a little hesitant to buy it but as soon as I saw Coffee Stain on it I bought it instantly and no regrets but MAKE VIKINGS ROW AGAIN.

Polish version of the Yakuza series set in 2077, a masterpiece. 10/10