This might legitimately be the worst incremental/idle game on the entire Steam store, and that's saying something…well, out of the ones that don't have predatory microtransactions, but I'm not giving this game a cookie for that.

The UI is ugly and barren, just the total money and passive money/sec and how much everything is. Nothing else nice to look at. Fullscreen doesn't work, detecting that I've clicked a fricking button on the screen seems to only work half the time, there's only one music track and you might think at first "oh well, that won't get on my nerves after a while" but it definitely will, and because of the aforementioned mouse issue, you'll be frantically clicking on the disable music button to try and get it to register that you've disabled it. The whole thing has a very "quickly slapped together on someone's lunch break" feel to it, or perhaps just a "I haven't made a game before but I thought I'd give it a go" feel to it, but this developer has made other games before (I don't think this is the first one).

Not that there's any interesting mechanics to dive into with this one, it's just buy a thing and now it costs more, and so the scaling of everything means that to get to $10M you'll just have to click a lot, and dig out a calculator and figure out what's the best value, and then go do something else with your computer or clean your room or take out the recycling or something. Yeah, sounds like a sexy time for a sex game. I don't think anyone's getting their jollies off to this one. There's just the one poorly drawn woman on the left of the screen who doesn't do anything except jiggle when you click her. The game mentions the controls are usable with one hand, but that's how _every_ idle game works, especially better ones that have shortcuts, and even the SFW ones would be just as arousing, I'd imagine.

There's upgrades (add 20% to the value of all your sex dolls, etc), but they don't apply retroactively to things you've already bought. I have no idea why, no other incremental game that I can think of works like this, but that sure sucks, because once you realise this (the UI makes this hard since you have to notice the change in the number), you'll realise that buying them early is a complete waste and now you have to pay even more to get the upgrade again. There's also no visual indication that you've bought that upgrade, which I just felt the need to mention as something else which sucks. There's also just one (1) achievement, and for some reason upgrades and items that you can only afford once you've gotten that achievement anyway, and at that point why keep playing? (If for some reason you end up buying this game in the first place.)

But this isn't even the worst part…

There is no saving. None. You click that close button? Goodbye. It's a good thing I didn't find this out the hard way, but I was looking around for other reviews and discussions to try and find out if it has any offline progress (giving you money once you come back to the game), and found that out (so no, it most certainly does not have any of that). Just to confirm, I closed the game after getting the one achievement and relaunched it myself, and yeah, that's a thing. What were they thinking? Did they think it'd be cool and awesome to just beat the game in one sitting? Were they going to implement a save feature and just forgot, or thought "nah bugger it, I don't feel like it"? This is probably the most important thing for this genre and it just… does not. What on earth?

Well, I did get that achievement, but that's because I have zero self-respect and also an uncontrollable urge to get achievements on random crap I apparently purchased years ago. Don't do this to yourself. Whoever you are out there, you deserve better. Don't bother with this, it's not even that interesting to play ironically for a chuckle or anything. There's literally no good reason I can think of why this game should even be sold.

It's an eroge roguelike, which ends up being a pretty decent idea conceptually, and the art and sound is pretty good too. I have some issues with the execution, like the combat system always resulting in you taking damage which makes runs a bit too luck-based with how many potions you end up finding, or the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insects that crawl up your vagina and just take up an inventory slot for the rest of the run forever (what the hell were they thinking?), and it's a bit on the grindy side to get upgrades like it originated as a mobile game and they forgot to balance it or something (as far as I can tell, this isn't what happened, it's just like that). But overall, it's fine. You can play it with one hand if you need to. Like let's say you were eating food while gaming, you can do that just fine.

In this installment of "Contrived Sexual Scenario Except the Girl Has a ♥♥♥♥", the author just stumbled across the concept of kinks, and believes that he can just write them into a story.

This should be read as a neutral review except there's no such option; I would be inclined to say I like it overall, I don't mind that it's short (you probably want to only ever buy this on sale though), I don't mind that it's a walking simulator (it's just a visual novel in 3D with extra steps, really (pun not intended)), I enjoyed the atmosphere and storytelling and visuals and sound design and I think that was all well done.

I do almost kind of feel like it was two shorter games stapled together in a way, and it definitely loses points for the overly long Hansel and Gretel sequence early in the game. And it does somewhat feel like the plot is not _quite_ finished, which some like in a horror game if there's mysteries left unsolved or things are left open to interpretation… until you find out that the reason it feels that way is because it's a spinoff of an MMO, and there was supposed to be a time limited event in that MMO which was a mini-sequel to this.

Well, that doesn't work now that it's 2024 and I think the MMO in question (The Secret World) isn't even a thing anymore, much less that event. It also wasn't going to work for people like me who were never going to play an MMO even if the bogeyman forced me to.

So, one can only review the game as though none of that happened, and just as a standalone experience. Which should be fine and I want to say it's just a flawed but fine game, but it's hard to not feel cheated.

It's just Tetris. It's poorly translated, it has a clunky UI, the story is just there as an excuse and doesn't even make sense, no native controller support, has nothing to offer beyond being porn and Tetris, and being Tetris isn't an interesting enough thing to save it from being bad. You might as well just play an actual official Tetris game. I guess it's puzzle mode Tetris so it can have a plot and a concept of beating it as opposed to basic endless Tetris, but that's nothing special. I guess it at least functions on a technical level, and there are worse genres to make generic games out of like sliding puzzles, but I think the bar should be set a bit higher than that when reviewing a game.

I promise you that if sex excites you that much, there are better made games on Steam that have that. If you are like me and you are just on a quest to play everything in your Steam library, and you find that you bought this one a while ago and you don't really know why but must have been bored/depressed/etc at the time and just felt like buying stuff for the sake of it, you're allowed to skip this one.

Also ludicrous. I've started to realise this series is either written by a chaser or for chasers or both, and nobody involved has ever met a trans woman in real life, but this one makes it apparent that the writer has never met a landlord in real life either. There is no way a 60-something landlord would ever be nice to you, a renter, in any scenario. That's the peak ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boomer demographic. So long, suspension of disbelief.

Another very short one from the same developer. The woman in this isn't even the protagonist's girlfriend. She's just a librarian who agrees to bang him. There's no evidence that there's an actual committed relationship there.

For those of you actually wanting a review instead of "hahahaha this game has boobies!! XD!!!": This is bad. Really bad. There was no reason why this game shouldn't have just been a point & click adventure game, but instead, you use A and D or arrow keys to slowly walk from left to right and back and forth and use the keyboard (and ONLY the keyboard) to interact with things sometimes.

It's not even good at that. It's like that feeling in graphical adventure games where you're just wandering around clicking things, except that's the whole game. The mansion doesn't even make sense. You'll constantly ask yourself: Have I been here before? And maybe you have, or maybe you haven't and it just looks exactly the same as some other room. Who knows! Good luck remembering where you were going, because nothing is distinct. Good luck knowing where you were supposed to be going in the first place, and I don't even mean that in some kind of ooh this is a spooky interesting mystery way, though I think that's what it was going for.

Translation is terrible, more than just "has some issues here and there", many lines of dialogue in the game are incomplete sentences that don't provide any context whatsoever to what's going on. The sex scenes aren't even that good if that's what you were here for.

Well, it's kind of stupid, but at this point I have to expect that. Not at all how stepmothers work, but at least you can get a chuckle out of it. It still loses points for asking for the player's name but then making the protagonist male anyway. Like do I get a choice of who I am or not? Make up your damn frickin' mind.

Well, at least it gets straight to the point. It's still not very good though. Even compared to the others, this was extremely reminiscent of the writing of actual porn movies, and not porn VNs about porn movies. Maybe it's how agents work in real life, I don't know.