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Recent reviews by Chaz Monerainian

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0.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Played for the nostalgia, turn to look at a note on the wall, it says watch out for the rotten floor boards, i fall and die and it takes me back to the menu.

Loved it.
Posted December 29, 2022.
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14 people found this review helpful
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1.0 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Being a man who has a lot of sex at all times, I can say that this game is 100% similar to having sex with a woman, as I always do. Obviously this game did not make me horny. I'm not gay, I have plenty of sex with real women to spend 15 minutes with. On the other hand, I would like to recommend this game to people who don't have sex (not like me, because I have a lot of sex with women, a lot) as if there is a naked woman there and she is naked. One character looks like one of my several girlfriends with whom I had a lot of sex. I've had a lot of sex. I'm also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I'm very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I am very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. One of my crushes asked me to have sex with her, but I told her I was playing a sex game and she started crying and became a lesbian and committed suicide because I didn't have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men, I am not gay. I am very cool and handsome, so girls always want to have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. My penis is very big. All my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and I am very good at sex and I am. I have a lot of sex. I am also handsome and sexy and I have sex.
Posted August 26, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.1 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Frustrating and Fun game, good spooks fun to play with friends.
good coupla hours of content without using a guide, worth the price.
Posted August 24, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
20.1 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
They did my homie the iron giant so dirty :(
pls buff iron giant

F*ck Taz.
Posted July 22, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,429.1 hrs on record (296.0 hrs at review time)
I DEMAND BLOODPOINTS!
Posted November 7, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
160.9 hrs on record (56.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
GOOD DEVS BEHIND THIS GAME <3
Posted November 7, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
44.2 hrs on record (41.9 hrs at review time)
Ah, where do I begin with this game….. From terrible graphics, horrible gameplay mechanics and finally downright awful servers this game leaves much to be desired.
Firstly, the graphics. Yes, I know this is an arcade type game but realistically I expected graphics at least 2x better than what is present. With how much hype this game had and how many people played it at the beginning, I am severely disappointed to come back to this game with the same terrible graphics.
Secondly, the gameplay. Oh man oh man, do not get me started on the gameplay. First, why is it a feature for this game to be able to grab other players. The number of times I have lost to a player falling and grabbing me pulling me down with them is ridiculous. The controls are clunky, movement feels vague almost similar to bowling in thick fog. Overall, the gameplay mechanics much to my disappointment have not improved and I do not see them improving in the foreseeable future.
Finally, the servers. The servers are abysmal at best, and a downright dumpster fire at the worst. Actually scratch that, at their worst the server are the equivalent of a dumpster fire with a group of alt right activists warming their hands over it. The number of times I have been disconnected from a game is pretty much uncountable and it just makes the gameplay experience all the more dull and unsatisfying.
Overall, I would only recommend buying this game, actually nah I would only ever recommend playing this game if you got it for free and someone was holding a gun to your head threatening to shoot you if you did not play.
TL;DR This game is a total dumpster fire, avoid like the plague.
Posted May 29, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
19.7 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Best survival game ive played in a while
Posted December 29, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
99.7 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Zombi
Posted May 1, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
literally the worst 50 minutes of my life, amen brother.
Posted January 5, 2018.
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