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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked May 15, 2022 @ 10:59am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Apr 3, 2021 @ 3:02am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:53am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Apr 6, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 3:20pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Feb 15, 2021 @ 11:00am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Apr 3, 2021 @ 3:33am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:16am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Apr 11, 2021 @ 10:52am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:31am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Feb 15, 2021 @ 10:46am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Apr 25, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Apr 25, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 10:19am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Aug 31, 2021 @ 1:35pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked May 15, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:21am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:54am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 2:34pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked May 15, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2022 @ 10:57am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked May 15, 2022 @ 11:00am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:13am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:34am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:29am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked May 15, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Jan 15, 2024 @ 11:43am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Jan 15, 2024 @ 11:49am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Jan 15, 2024 @ 11:46am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Jan 15, 2024 @ 11:49am



Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
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