Old but Gold

After playing this game for 32 days straight I have what appears to be a brain tumour. Great game, highly recomended to anybody contemplating suicide. This game will show you that death is the only way out. I met a beautiful goddess of a bear named Bloom, can't wait to hit that ♥♥♥♥, she wants the d she was telling me how I'm going to be her hero mmmm mmmm. This game, fron start to finish is more sexually stimulating than Nicki Minaj in a 10 man gangbang. I am now going to hang myself due to the fact that Bloom will never accept me as a human. Perhaps in another life I can be a little carebear looking Zing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, farewell cruel world.