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Bombay, Maharashtra, India
"If you only do what you can do, you’ll never be more than you are now." – Master Shifu
"If you only do what you can do, you’ll never be more than you are now." – Master Shifu
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Laughter is the best medicine :B
DudeWTH: you have brain damage?
ΣΚΟΤΑΔΙ: yes

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kindahaunted:
why do i look like a pedophile and a victim at the same time
how do i evolve

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NSB: lemme know if u wanna play something
Fenrir: sure sir
I am just waiting for my food delivery
and a locksmith
my car keys are locked inside the car

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ruminator: why did Allah put the male g spot in the ass

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Clay: how does snakes make babies
NSB: eggs
Clay: i meant before that
the sex part
NSB: the long male snake body is actually the entire penis
it goes into the female snake via mouth
ez egg making

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Kasipoša : im eat u ass:3

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powpao: 👃🛏
Beardy: nose bed
powpao: Imagine instead of moustache, ppl make tiny small bed under nose

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NSB: do u like margerita pizza?
Raccoon: nah i prefer plain pizza with just cheese u know
NSB: that is margerita...
Raccoon: wait really?

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Clay: I've read something the other day, that if you feel horny a lot, you might experience brain
damage or something like that
NSB: thats true
im highly brain damaged
Clay: LMFAO

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Beardy: wait i go make o a t s
Raccoon: is oats roti
Beardy: WTF IS THAT QUESTION
Raccoon: idk what oats is
Beardy: LMAO ROTI

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Raccoon Today at 7:39 PM
brb i pray speedrun fast fast

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[10:20 PM]
DudeWTH: has invited you to suck my massive Donger.

[10:20 PM]
wickEd_: is ♥♥♥♥ your ass

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*DEAD* 貓咪 : can please enhance the transportation

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Raccoon: what are you doing?
Me: eating ice cream
Raccoon: which
Me: igloo choco bar
Raccoon: do you know igloo ice cream sandwich?
Me: i dont like ice cream sandwich, only stick ice cream
Racoon: how do you eat the icecream sandwich? with fork?
Me: lmao wtfff?
Raccoon: why are you laughing?
Me: what do you mean by fork??
Raccoon: coz there's no handle
Me: HANDLE?! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Raccoon: yea the handle, there's no handle to hold it
Me: YOU MEAN THE STICK?
Raccoon: YES STICK
Me: why will ice cream sandwich have stick lmao
Raccoon: STOP IT

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PartyInMyPants: gonna get some pizza :O and some milk
NSB: pizza...and milk
nice combo
PartyInMyPants: because ♥♥♥♥ sanity
NSB: XD
dip the pizza in milk
mmm
PartyInMyPants: it has pinapple though :(
NSB: EW
i hate pineapple pizza
i think i will delete u now
PartyInMyPants: ITS HUWIEN
HUAWEIN
NSB: rofl
PartyInMyPants: THEY r sexy ppl
LMAO
NSB: sexy people dont have pineapples on them
PartyInMyPants: its a huawein pizza , and i'll eat it with milk , therfore i am half huawein and have cow
half*
NSB: dude im dying
that spelling is cracking me up
PartyInMyPants: fk you its not my fault that i have a thicc arabic spelling

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[22:21] pocketsoldier574: You have etf2l ugc etc medal? Or whatever medal
[22:22] NSB | LFT Heavy: yea platinum
[22:22] pocketsoldier574: Nice I m have mvm medal

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Bunnyman: hello
come hots?
Vespurr: Rip
I slept
Bunnyman: ?

Vespurr is now offline

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HeyKeem S > Scout Unusual : i am pretty sure nsb sounds like he is always on helium

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6:52 PM - R3ZQ_: if you have a spot in the lobby i wish to play with you guys i am a global

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miniiiiii: ey im playing your fav jump map, jump_bigbutt (lenny)

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8:18 PM - Didlee doo.。.:*☆: what animal u wanna be
8:19 PM - Penkuk.。.:*☆: Food
8:20 PM - Penkuk.。.:*☆: I want to be a donut

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9:53 PM - emoji response: Brb
9:53 PM - emoji response: I'll go get smt
9:53 PM - NSB: smt
9:53 PM - NSB: suck my tits
9:53 PM - emoji response: 😂😂😂
9:54 PM - emoji response: Lmao
9:54 PM - emoji response has changed their name to SMT.

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2:20 AM - wickEd_: next week vacation np
2:20 AM - NSB: lucky :(
2:20 AM - NSB: my vacation will be during eid i think
2:20 AM - wickEd_: i submitted 3 weeks but it got rejected
2:21 AM - wickEd_: so i made it 1 week
2:21 AM - NSB: what u will do with 3 weeks??
2:21 AM - wickEd_: although i can take 45 days a year..
2:21 AM - wickEd_: idk
2:21 AM - wickEd_: tf2

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[10:59:42 AM] DudeWTH: MMMMMMMMMM
[10:59:51 AM] DudeWTH: I WANT CAPS UP MY BUMHOLE
[11:00:27 AM] NSB: ??????????????
[11:00:47 AM] DudeWTH: sorry


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Bunnyman: u like playing morales?
Zip: im play by morales second
Zip: on my life )
Zip: my favorite is gray )
Bunnyman: u dont like kharazim?
Zip: no ;(
Zip: but for me best sylv or gray
Zip: im god on gray )
Bunnyman: wow :o

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L0$T! : u spent valentines on hightower?

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Mltms :D: how much is the grey banana thingy?
NSB! :D:: What grey banana?
Mltms :D: the tf2 glasses man
NSB! :D:: You mean Grey Bans?
Mltms :D: yea
NSB! :D:: HAHAHAHAHA GREY BANANA!!

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9:16 PM - ♔RED_STAR♔: cane i call some one and see her face in steam like skype

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Mltms: where is the hex go?

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2:58 PM - KarGen :D: Thank you for beautiful 2 years :'D

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Haz0r : i used to play ugc before you were even born

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[10:45:08 AM] Peregrine :B: I didnt like dogs much until I met my friend's dog
[10:45:13 AM] Peregrine :B: he's so affectionate
[10:45:31 AM] Peregrine :B: now I like the dog more than my friend :B
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