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49.8 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Some would call Helldivers 2 a game, some would call it an awesome game.
What if I told you they were all wrong.

Helldivers 2, isn't a game, it's a f****** way of life.You live, breathe and die DEMOCRACY.
Delivering liberTEE and freedom to the bugs and bots is the true way of experiencing this game, and should be the only way to enjoy this game.

Don't forget that you can play with all of your most democratic friends, but just the democratic ones.If they show fascist tendencies, deliver them from their pain of existence.

Happy hunting and enjoy the huge blows of democracy :D
Posted February 20, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
107.8 hrs on record (106.2 hrs at review time)
Pretty chill game, just don't be nice to your people, you'll lose
Posted October 13, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
48.7 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
It's always the same with this game, I install it thinking i'm gonna have some fun building some random stuff and shooting big ♥♥♥♥ off cannons at some stupid boats.And then it comes the time to build something more than a highly functioning raft.
I'm not overexaggerating when I say that you need a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ engineering degree and be a masters at IT to figure some of the aspects of this game out, it's always the same thing, watching tutorials on youtube for 2hrs to make something that doesn't work because you forgot to sacrifice a virgin to the simp lords of complicated "GAME" mechanics and nerds who think they're hot ♥♥♥♥ cause they made such a complicated game that you need to read actual engineering textbooks to make a boat.
Am I too dumb to play this game, yes, do I recommend it, no, unless you're a engineering student or you get off by saying that you know how to build something more than a raft in this game.
I just genuinly think this game is fun, but it's not worth the effort it requires to have a general understanding of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BASICS.
If the devs ever listen to a simpleton like me, I would honestly tell them to at least make a mode for dumb dumbs like myself and get off of their high horse of over complicating a simple game concept.
Posted July 29, 2023.
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619.5 hrs on record (268.6 hrs at review time)
This game is a gem of it's own kind.If you enjoy any sort of managment game and you haven't played RimWorld, I honestly don't believe you.It's like saying that you love MMO's but never played WoW, or that you love survival but never played Minecraft or Rust.
The beauty of RimWorld is that it doesn't have an end goal (well technically it does have 3 end goals, but they aren't the point of playing the game), you either die and start a new colony, or you just start a new colony.The enjoyment of RimWorld is a little masochistic because you have to watch idly as your colony, which you've built up for weeks, gets demolished by robots, huge bugs or a huge horde of naked tribal people, the plague or a fire which one of your colonists started.And honestly that's crazy entertaining.
Having played an unimaginable amount of times, restarted and reloaded saves, there's no escaping the cold grasp of death in this game.
The amount of times where I wanted to burn my pc down because of some small inconvinience destroyed my colony is impossible to count.But I've always come back to this game, every time I had a craving for some freedom of choice, or just a plain lust for chaos, this is the game I start up.And that's the beauty of this gem.
You can just roleplay being a farmer on a lost world, a war hungry mass of tribals, a huge corporation selling illicit substances to any who pass.If you want to rule the world with technological superiority, try to save the Rim from itself (and obviuously fail), or just play a bunch of weeb nerds hiding in their "Man Caves" watching streams all day.It's all possible, and I find that to be the best thing a game can offer you.The full freedom of choice, but make it challanging and hard to achieve.
As a small closing note:
Your playstyle doesn't matter, if you minmax, roleplay or even outright cheese or cheat in the game, RimWorld always wins in the end, not because you lost everything, not because your last colonist leaves after not eating on a table for 7 days straight, but because you had a crapload of fun, and you can't wait to start another playthrough.
Posted May 26, 2022.
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108.6 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
IT'S BANNERLORD
Posted April 2, 2020.
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