🔞 ADULT: Id/offlien - Complete Album!

I am Offline. I like to play video games.

Links I care deeply for:
Backpack.tf Profile: https://backpack.tf/u/76561198064658655
RuneScape HiScores: https://secure.runescape.com/m=hiscore/compare?user1=dr+big+nasty
MyAnimeList: https://myanimelist.net/animelist/Offlien
MyFigureCollection: https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/Offline

Timecards solely for the purpose of showing off
Runescape: 14 years, 10,000+ hours, 12-16 hours daily in the summer in my prime
Pokemon Ruby: 999:99+ hours
Pokemon Diamond: 551 hours, Complete PokeDex
Pokemon HeartGold: 393 hours, Complete PokeDex, first legit Shiny
Pokemon White: 155 hours
Pokemon Y: 1,650+ hours, Complete PokeDex, 50+ legit Shinies
Pokemon Omega Ruby: 95 hours
Pokemon Sun: 550+ hours
Super Smash Bros. for 3DS: 1,000 hours
- Just the 3DS version. My WiiU is in my living room, but my computer and DS are in my room.

Dumb Accomplishments
Muted 30 times in Runescape
Kicked from 7 clans in Runescape, including the top two largest F2P-only clans
Maxed F2P Runescape 3 account along with 8 120 stats, #50 (5/14/2022) of the F2Ps
Permanently banned from a trade server in TF2 and came back through appeal
Self-proclaimed MvM God and toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Created a bind that turns my keyboard into multiple keyboards for binds
#1 rank in a Freak Fortress 2 server before it went down

Highlights of my TF2 Collection
4 Collector's Conscientious Objectors
4 Strange Factory New Unusual Rocket Launchers, one of each effect
9 of 9 Elite Grade Strange Factory New Pre-War Paint Skins

My life story is my gaming history because I pretty much wasted my life on a couple of video games. I don't have much else to write about.

- 20xx didn't play anything except for some Pokemon games
- 2007, a cousin shows me Runescape and I'm completely addicted
- Crank Dat was the thing during the time so of course my username is Souljaboi265
- 5th grade 2008, we get a Wii
- Manual says that it is recommended to take periodic breaks
- So my mom enforces that we take a 15 minute break every 1 hour
- One minigame I play requires full and intensive attention and has a penalty of leaving mid-game
- I play this game a lot
- As a result I don't take breaks most of the time and I just ignore them
- Mom gets mad that I don't and starts turning off the internet by shutting off the router
- Mom also turns off internet at night so I can't play all night
- Router is upstairs and I'm downstairs so I can't just go and turn it back on whenever I want
- Can't play Runescape without internet
- Still same life, play Runescape until she turns it off, wait 15 minutes and turn it back on
- Have nothing to do at night except sulk over the lack of Runescape
- Summer 2012, brother introduces me to Team Fortress 2
- I can play TF2 at night without internet
- Fighting bots was fun so I try my skills online
- Too hard since I'm trash so I only play on achievement_idle, freak fortress, and a trade server named Aycerus
- Become obsessed with TF2 and stop playing Runescape for a bit
- Play TF2 for free and swear to never go to the dark side of paying for the game and trading
- It eventually happens
- Become a big time trader that ends up trading more than actually playing to get better
- Eventually become a top suggester on backpack.tf, I basically barely play TF2
- Notorious for raising the price of items I currently owned (like raising strange scatterguns while owning 35)
- Owned several monopolies on low tier stranges and botkillers and manipulated their prices
- Show off in Aycerus using my cosmetics
- Use cheap tactics like dead ringer spy, spawn camping, sniper door staring to kill people and hide my less than average skills
- People who I can't beat I trash them by calling them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and stupid weeaboo and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Start making binds to spam
- Eventually find a way to potentially turn my entire keyboard into several keyboards dedicated to binds
- Eventually my keyboard has less game-function keys than keys that allow me to call you a gayass 10 year old at the press of a key
- By 2015, amass ~5,500 hours of TF2 (albeit most of it is standing in a trade server while trading and doing nothing)
- So in 3 years TF2 was open for a fifth of that time...
- Somewhere in this time, a regular (Twinny, never forget) becomes admin
- Somewhere in this time, I got permanently banned from Aycerus with a group dedicated to banning me and several others, came back with a "heart felt appeal" (also because it was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason)
- Somewhere along the way, on Aycerus's decline, Twinny tells me she'd basically make me an admin even after my perm ban
- Summer 2014, my brother shows me a funny anime titty gif
- Lol so funny look at the bouncy titties on the short girl lol
- He tells me its anime
- Initially against the idea since I call people on TF2 stupid gay weeaboos all the time
- We both try the anime (Seitokai Yakuindomo)
- As soon as it starts there's some super super weeaboo intro
- I just look at him like "what the ♥♥♥♥ is this"
- He shrugs and says "It's one of... those"