This is the most American game I have ever played.

This Japanese-developed game done in an anime style with a French medieval fantasy setting is the most American game I have ever played, because of two simple words:

"Capitalism, ho!"

People will laugh at this review. People will think I'm joking. I'm not joking.

This game is amazing. Download it, play it, and learn how to capitalism. If you can't beat this game without losing, you fail free market principles.

Anyone that has any experience playing poker online will recognize the clunkiness of the betting system, a system that remains unchanged from Poker Night 1. There's Omaha now, which is nice, I suppose, and the unlocks are less random, which means that you'll be able to more easily get to the unlock that you want.

But that's why you're playing it, aren't you? I can't imagine many people playing this game for the actual enjoyment of it. Honestly, why would you? With the aforementioned betting system, coupled with the complete randomness of your opponents' play, finding this fun is something that's just beyond me. There is some minor amusement to be gained from the conversations, but that doesn't last very long, first because of the terrible writing and second because of how little there is relative to the amount of time required to unlock all the items. By the time you've got all the bounties, you've heard them all at least a few times over.

Bottom line: Buy this on sale, unlock the items you want, and then uninstall. This game just isn't worth your time to try to play it for fun.