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Recent reviews by A Thousand Blistering Barnacles

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11.6 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Strap on your kicks and outrun the end of the universe

Haste magnificently captures the experience of running like the wind and watching the world fly by. It's easy to learn but hard to master, intense at point yet also superbly cathartic. Its a simple loop of just running gliding and diving, yet somehow manages to be the best Sonic game I never knew I wanted.

Simply one of the best games I've played so far in 2025.
Posted April 13, 2025. Last edited April 13, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
11.3 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
This game has probably destroyed more families than Walter White's 99.1% purity product
Posted February 23, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
100.3 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
This truly is Democracy Manifest
Posted February 10, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
4,819.3 hrs on record (3,039.4 hrs at review time)
Basically ruined my life.
Posted June 29, 2019.
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0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
A masterpiece in the visual arts department, Ori and the Blind Forest also delivers on the gameplay front using the standard array of platforming mechanics, whilst introducing some new ideas of their own, delivering the smoothest platforming experience I've had in a very long time. The action is fast paced and precise, the combat doesnt get stale with the stunning array of skills that you have, and the gameplay is so polished that every action, puzzle, combat and simple act of travelling from locale to locale is seamless and smooth. You'd be hard pressed to find a more entertaining piece of work in this days. Buy it now!
Posted May 11, 2016.
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