🔞 ADULT: Id/oobydoob - Full Archive

"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier, its priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop, its her fathers business, she's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard, I have a son and hes the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero, she's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin that's where I stash the chandelier."