I'm from Buenos Ares, and I say kill 'em all.

Woke up on a small island with a bunch of people running around shooting each other. They weren't dying, but after just one minute or so I found myself on a plane with these people. Someone pushed me out of the plane and I parachuted down to a nearby town. Then someone bashed my head in with a frying pan.

10/10, would play again.