🔞 ADULT: Id/oppyphos - Collection

Infected by Mimi

I'd flush you

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Seam. I am quite popular around here in this platform, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a message. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers… So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2… a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enhoy some video games together some time. I see you play Team Fortress 2, and are you good at Engineer? I am a Engineer aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.

+rep

Kept flirting with female on CS:GO team, was really cringe-worthy. Started to get VERY angry at everyone for telling him to tone it down a bit. Concerned for everyone's safety involved in this ordeal. Would highly recommend staying away from this individual.

this cannot be my legacy