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Jacob
Massachusetts, United States
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EldersEdge Dec 2, 2017 @ 10:14am 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
EldersEdge Aug 20, 2017 @ 7:37am 
hi...um I'm um... a bit too awkward to say this but.. here goes nothing.. i am a little emo hentai loving gay kid that likes ♥♥♥♥ and when girls show me tits I say that I am uncomfortable.. xc honestly though I had an e girlfriend and um I couldn't handle her talking to other guys or having them on her friends list so whenever she didn listen I became an emo little fukboi and changed my name to some other emo things aswell as pm her some emo hentai :3 now to move on to real life I might be what you call a bisexual erotic penguin .. I have had many boyfriends in my lifetime , one of which I had gotten kicked out of my house for because my parents disapprove of my sexuality, but I loved him so I couldn't resist my urge to have him in my life.. My parents honestly hate me :(
EldersEdge Jun 27, 2017 @ 12:26pm 
hey, gomenasai I saw your profile and boku just thought kimi looked kawaii in your picture, I honto ni wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see on-nanoko playing bideogēmu haha! boku don't know why its a shounen thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making bento. We should really play nekopara sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of kowai moments, but daijoubu desu, ill be there to protect kimi gomenasai that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture gomenasai was that too far? honto ni moshiwakearimasen ore really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really sugoi and tanoshi xxx moshi moshi
EldersEdge Mar 25, 2017 @ 5:27pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks.
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BP10001 Mar 10, 2017 @ 10:17am 
╭━━━━╮ This is memedog. Help
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ memedog take over
 ┃ ┃  ╰━▅╮ Steam by pasting
 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in 10 other
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ profiles or he
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a meme dog
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BP10001 Feb 24, 2017 @ 4:52pm 
QUICKLY, your about to bust a nut,
You have to choose one:

○ Hands (Catch that ♥♥♥♥ like a baseball)
○ Mouth (Save that ♥♥♥♥ for later)
○ Your Own Face (Show off what you got)
○ On the Door (Gotta mark you territory)
○ Get Blue Balled (This is only for the experianced)