Valve's wallet: Chucklefish.
Chucklefish: Did you start the steam summer sale?
Valve's wallet: Yes.
Chucklefish: What did it cost?
Valve's wallet: Everything.

Starts a game of Town of Salem

- Is assigned Jester

- Blaims Samuel the invest that he is the mafia

- All mafias die

- Blaims Samuel the invest that he is the sk

- Teams with the sk

- The doc doesn't vote the sk, lynched Samuel

- Sk kills towny, down to doc, me and sk

- Sk and towny lynches me, I haunt the sk and he dies

- He killed the doc in the process, so I am the only winner

10/10 trolls always win