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Recent reviews by Patte 貧乏です

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1 person found this review helpful
56.9 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
I have played 22 hours in 1 1/2 days that should say enought. This is addictive! Men and my friend said at 05:00 that maby we should think about sleeping. After some reconstruction work it was 08:00 TIME FLIES BY

I recommend if you want to ruin you sense of time!
Posted December 7, 2025.
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368.5 hrs on record (240.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Get game, ”how hard is it” play unmodded crash, reset, crash.

Download oem bikes. Play, crash, reset, crash, starting to improve still crasch.

Finally getting used to it 10 hours in (you’re not you’re a bot)

Find MXB shop, you get addicted buying tracks and go into financial struggles. Play the maps crash.

150 hours in you can now controll a 250cc congrats (You’re still a bot)

You think you ever get good at this game?? Simple answer no.. I recommend!
Posted October 15, 2025.
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2.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Its a nice game dont get me wrong its FUN but i mean... Level up to play other maps can be kinda repetetiv. Its like tarkov like every minor detail exept the gameplay. Its like warzone with tarkov kinda feel to it. Would call it tarkov for kids or the ones that dont want to spend 1000s of hours to learn basics.

But actually i found it more enjoyable than tarkov right now, will play more and give it a real chance but i never think it will live up to tarkov as a game feeling.
Posted October 10, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Meh, not so fun. Boring map nothing to do i miss the real skate parks
Posted September 27, 2025.
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2.3 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Buy game. Thinks its like HLL. Its not
Posted July 6, 2025.
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18.9 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
i dont understand anything but its cool atlest
Posted August 3, 2024.
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11.7 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ Ultra Realistic
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ 2D pixel

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Old Aged
☐ Everyone

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☑ Rich
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Dark Souls ++++

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Its a freaking infestation
☐ Has its own catergory - THE GOAT OF BUGS - ARK Survival Evolved

---{Rating}---
☐ 1
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☐ 5
☐ 6
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☐ 8
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☐ 10
☐ THE GOAT

Buy the game if its on sale for like 30 bucks, but 59 is to mutch. The story just throws you in and you dont really understand so mutch and alot of talking you cant really keep up with
Posted May 20, 2024.
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9.9 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ newest parts
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good (to many side quest to progress)
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 1
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☑ 7.5
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☐ 9
☐ 10
Posted February 21, 2023.
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84.2 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
really nice game
Posted July 22, 2020.
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504.9 hrs on record (258.4 hrs at review time)
very good gam3
Posted July 8, 2020.