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Once upon a time there was a guy who was about to go to school. He was in a hurry and his mom was telling him to feed the giraffe. He told his mom he couldn't feed the giraffe because he had to find his potato peeler. He couldn't leave for school without his potato peeler or else he wouldn't be able to peel his potatoes! Once he found his potato peeler he looked at the clock and saw that there was only 2 minutes left before school started. If he ran he could probably make it, and besides the school was only 5373km away. The guy ran so fast and made it just in time before school started. The guy saw a random girl come his way. She asked if she could borrow his potato peeler. He said yes and handed her his potato peeler. She used it to peel a potato. The end.