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Cripple it Carl Dec 17, 2025 @ 5:24pm 
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No bobr on profile
Meeb Nov 23, 2025 @ 10:19am 
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post.

My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ apart by my รผbernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder.

The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
BleheadH Nov 22, 2025 @ 8:11pm 
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Meeb Aug 26, 2025 @ 7:33am 
>walk up to you
>try to ask you for your number
>"What do you want?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>OH GOD NOT AGAIN
>face gets red
>"Please give me your phone number right now"
>"Why"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks to hold in my โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out my pockets
>voice reduced to mumbles
>"have money please phone number give please"
>"Are you okay?"
>โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>all while spaghetti is flowing out my pockets like fumes
>yelling "PLEASE IM COVERED IN โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ AND SPAGHETTI!"
>spaghetti โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ pocket rocket shows no sign of stopping
BleheadH Aug 25, 2025 @ 8:02pm 
>walk up to you
>try to ask you for your number
>"What do you want?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>OH GOD NOT AGAIN
>face gets red
>"Please give me your phone number right now"
>"Why"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks to hold in my โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out my pockets
>voice reduced to mumbles
>"have money please phone number give please"
>"Are you okay?"
>โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>all while spaghetti is flowing out my pockets like fumes
>yelling "PLEASE IM COVERED IN โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ AND SPAGHETTI!"
>spaghetti โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ pocket rocket shows no sign of stopping
BleheadH May 15, 2025 @ 4:49pm 
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Meeb