The Memoir of P!nkJesus, Communications officer and Sniper Team Member for M.O.B:

Men in tight restraints being lead away to cramped, dark quarters built of ramshackle metal and fastened with a jail cell door, littered with the bodies of those whose insides had been bleached with chemicals.

Men shot in the street like dogs for not listening the first time to the orders of men in dark body armor, holding automatic weapons.

The old police are dead... But we will not have anarchy. The streets of Berlin are painted red with the blood of the innocent, and I stand in the window, my eye to the scope, my finger on the trigger. Ready for the order.

The order to splatter an unarmed man's brains across the highway. The order to end something precious, something unique that can never be replicated. Another Human being's life, and I hold 10 of them in a single magazine.

But it's for the good of M.O.B, and I'm just a soldier. I follow orders and nobody on my side dies.

I still don't sleep well at night, even with this rationalization.

Another shot, another life, another day. Even as the lead interrogator, my commanding officer, beats a man to death behind me for refusing to speak with naught but his fists, I just keep telling myself "Good soldiers follow orders, so follow them." even as i'm firing on someone whos only crime is running for their lives.

So when we get the call to go to the mountains, When we move in to support Scav team 1, when the bullets rip through my torso and leave me coughing up my own blood, spit and life... I'm relieved.

I followed my orders.

I am going to be honest... This game is my childhood, I used to own a disc copy when I was 7, and I would play it all the time. But the best aspect of this game is the modding community, and I will be reviewing two things here, the singleplayer of the original game, and a multiplayer mod called Movie Battles II.


The Original Game Singleplayer: Honestly, the singleplayer reminds me of just how amazing the expanded universe is.
You aren't FORCED to complete every single mission in a tier, and you choose the relative order in which you complete them. You aren't forced to only use a lightsaber and your forcepowers. by all means, go to town with a blaster, or disintegrate your enemies on a molecular level with a disruptor rifle.
Honestly, my favorite thing to do was force-pull the blasters away from stormtroopers and chase them around until they put both hands up.

The force powers are fun to use, force choke someone with grip level three and slam them around into hard surfaces or throw them to their doom, Force pull enemies weapons away, into your attack range, or onto your waiting saber.
Or push them away off cliffs and ledges, or into other hazards. if you're quick or you bind your force push key, you can grip them into the air and then send them flying with a push of a button.

Now, on to the Multiplayer mod, Movie Battles II.

Movie battles II is a modification for Jedi Knight Jedi Academy, it's a class based team shooter with a different objective for each map. Jedi and Sith aren't completely overpowered, a single soldier, if they're skilled, can defeat a Jedi no problem. Each class feels ridiculously powerful(Even soldiers can feel godlike if you play 'em right), but is kept in check by other classes. The saber combat systems far exceeds anything i've ever seen, and the mod is constantly being updated and patched. Sure the community may talk trash at times, but it's (usually) all in good fun. I highly recommend downloading Movie Battles II to go along with this game.

all in all, 10/10 would glowstick again.