this boy was only 5 years old when he had to piss and ♥♥♥♥ himself 💔💔

i dont like the goblins please oh god spare me from the goblins please i cant fight another goblin please god

i swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god if i hear one more joke about rain

goty 👆👆👆

the support button has a whole different meaning now

i love this game so so it furry love HUMINA caveman is fire kill HOT! this primeminister monkey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~ when mom sags Da nutz :sob:... stepbro gotta stop nutting in my diet coke~. STOP! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! TAKING! BENNADRYL! plz... ~UwU~ my voices are tweaking SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!! GOMU GOMU NO ROCKET!! ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

absolute astonishing shooter with stunning graphics. one of the best, if not the best on the market

all weapons are fair, and you can mess around with different items like the katana, which gives you a dash ability, the rocket boots which help you with trickshotting, and ofc, there isnt fall damage. that isnt fun, right? bean battles does everything in a fun way, to make the experience as enjoyable as possible. all of the guns are balanced, most have their pluses and minuses, but there arent any complicated systems like tf2's items. bazooka go boom, smg go pow pow. yet its skill cap is absolutely massive, which allows for endless hours of entertainment. all heroes are the same by skills, yet their design is charming, and seductive. i cant lie, i've dreamt about the golden bean endless times and have had multiple sexual thoughts about him. but back on the topic. there's no bloom, thats unfair of course. and it wouldnt be a multiplayer fps if you couldnt play with friends. you can duo, and have your friends help you with leveling up to get that bean $wag and drip. there's lootboxes (and yes, stinky overwatch copied bean battles).

in conclusion, bean battles is a monumental game, which evolved all first person shooters in the most positive way, and half of the games on the market wouldnt be there if bean battles didnt exist. thank you.

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