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"And how, pray, am I to go about registering you? — On the basis of this
table-cloth, perhaps, or of my own passport? One must, after all, make allowances
for the situation. Don't forget that you are—uh—hmm—you see, you are, so to
speak—an unexpected development, a being that originated in the laboratory,"
Philip Philipovich spoke with ever-decreasing assurance.
The man preserved a triumphant silence.
"Excellent. What, in the last analysis, do we need in order to arrange
everything to the satisfaction of that house committee of yours? You have neither
name nor surname."
"I can't be blamed for that. All I have to do is to choose a name for myself. I
announce it in the newspaper, and that's it."
"And what do you wish to be called?"
The man straightened his tie and replied:
"Polygraph Polygraphovich."

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