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Hey man, just wanted to say that you are the best! I love you!

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his slong push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Hey, is this Emmanuel? gonna block and report brb

I was meant to post a Chad but your profile couldn't handle it so instead u get Shrek

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This chodenobyl is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

SO I WAS JERKING OFF IN MY ROOM WHEN MY MOM CAME AND WAS ABOUT TO OPEN MY DOOR

I DIDNT WANT HER TO KNOW I JERK OFF AND I COULDNT STOP I WAS ABOUT TO ♥♥♥ BUT I DIDNT HAVE ANYWHERE TO ♥♥♥ AND HIDE IT........BUT THEN I SAW MY DOG IN THE SIDE OF MY BED

I HAD NO CHOICE I HAVE TO ♥♥♥ INSEIDE MY DOGS BUTTHOLE

SO I GRABED MY DOG AND LINED HIM UP TO MY 6.5 INCH PENIS AND POP IT WENT IN AND WHEN IT I CAME SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD SOME JIZZ EVEN CAME OUT OF HIM

SO MY MOM OPENS THE DOOR AMD SEES ME WHEN MY ♥♥♥♥ IN MY DOGS BUTTHOLE AND SHES ALL LIKE "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS WRONG WITH U" AND IM ALL LIKE "WHY DIDNT U KNOCK DUMBASS"

NOW SHE THINKS IM A DOG ♥♥♥♥♥♥........ BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW I JERK OFF

THANKS FOR COMING TO MY STORY TIME BYEEEE

Hi this is Emmanuels leg speaking, hi.

Daddy being,machine, animal world? Well let’s look at Daddy Pig. sex is his daughter 30) sex with everyone that’s why they are always happy around him to being the ultimate sex animal case.

Daddy in pig the being,machine, most animal all Peppa could conquer world . Why ask? Well let explain. let’s look at the facts and figure out why Daddy Pig is so and the ultimate sex machine. The first reason why is his high IQ. In the episode that Daddy Pig brings his daughter to work (Season 2 Episode 30) Daddy Pig shows w\ beyond Peppas home town. In one set of episodes the family goes to a vacation house outside of there country. Thi\try. Why is this important? Well the people who haven’t even met him before call him “Daddy Pig”. So if you put the facts together, Daddy Pig is the ultimate Sex Machine and the Ultimate Sugar Daddy. He does this by having sex with everyone that’s why they are always happy around him and being the ultimate being. So from Being the strongest animal in the universe to being the smartest being in the entire world to being the ultimate sex machine. He is the ultimate animal who could easily conquer the world, I rest my case.

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