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"In 2017, all identity politics are detestable. But, as a Jew, surely white identity politics are the most detestable."

-Sam Harris

Owen: Luke I’d like you to meet our new protocol droid.

C3P0: Hello sir my name is C3P0 human cyborg relations.

Luke: Uncle Owen, this is just a man in a plastic costume.

Owen: What…?

Luke: You can’t buy this from the Jawas, you know that right?

Owen: What…?

Luke: Well you know how they have furies?

Owen: What…?

Luke: He is what you call a droid-dy

Owen: What…?

Luke: It’s like a weirdo sicko sex fetish; he probably has a huge erection right now

Owen: Oh ahhh okay, but does he speak Batchi?

C3P0: Of course I do sir, its likes like a second language to me.

Owen: Alright shut up.

C3P0: Shutting up sir.

Owen: I’ll let you ♥♥♥♥ me.

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