Missing executable. Already a 9/10 experience.

"It would be foolish to leave a negative review here, Mr. Chai".

I stayed well clear of the hype machine around this game. I knew it only because of the amount of memes it created in the run-up to release (thanks Keanu). I preordered it only a couple days before it launched just to see what all the fuss was about.
Six weeks later I 100%ed the damn thing. This game dragged me in much more powerfully than I expected. The characters, the story, the setting, all created the desire to immediately start another run after my first one was done to see everything I missed (and play with all the badly-explained game mechanics that I botched the first time *coughIconicscough*).
I won't lie and say it's not a bugfest. Glitches, character animation bugs, some really bad AI sometimes. But if you can forgive the superficial imperfections, this game will grab you with both hands and won't let go until you're tearing up during the end credits, and then will insist you play again to see the rest of the world.

10/10 would go on a "Low Ammo" chainsaw spree again.

10/10 would get randomly crit and then autobalanced again.