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1 person found this review helpful
15.9 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
If you are into absurd humor this is your game. It is quite delightful and places you as a regular suburban dad doing regular things only you are secretly an Octopus. Just be prepared going into it that many of the things that give it charm and comedic value can also cause frustration.

Controls are intentionally awkward because you are an Octopus trying to be human. You will not be able to navigate yourself in a dignified way and you will knock over just about everything in your way. This wouldn't be such a big deal if this were an adventure game but the controls are so non-intuitive and strange the traditional "gamier" parts of it can easily become frustrating.

It is short but its just the right length to not get overly tired with the mechanics. It's a few hour experience not an epic open world rpg and I was glad it was over when I saw the credits roll.
Posted January 31, 2014. Last edited February 3, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
If you like poker and the character mashup, this is a great game to pass time. The dialogue does get repetitive but well worth the asking price.
Posted August 2, 2013.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.0 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Great game if you like mind puzzles. The less you know about the game going in the better
Posted April 16, 2013.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record
Wow worst ending ever.

What a stinker of a game. It was mediocre when it was at its best and parts of it were sheer agony.

When it goes on sale don't ask yourself if it is worth the money, ask if it is worth a small part of your soul dying.
Posted February 26, 2013. Last edited May 5, 2014.
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10.1 hrs on record
Great action. Dialogue is so cheesy it is almost endearing.
Posted August 10, 2012.
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