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1.0 hrs on record
Fun fact about this game this is an idea I HAD based on real life personal experiences! I love how I was originally making this game with this guy (who I initially found just BEGGING for employment on marketplace) and breaks off our working relationship because it wasn't "professional enough" and then proceeds to finish MY LIFES WORK and submits it to some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ contest and shocker wins! Anyone playing this game know this guy is an actual scumbag and preys on people in their times of weakness for his own profit! Happy to know something so personal can get completely snatched away from you and gets turned into some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I know you're reading this you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so sorry that smoking weed in the office and constantly leaving to hang out with different sects of my polycule was "unprofessional" go ♥♥♥♥ yourself and I hope your career burns before your eyes!
Posted April 5, 2025.
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16.4 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Pseudoregalia is one of the most fun 3D platformers I have played in a long time. It has not only a great sense of progression and a fantastic visual style but some of the best movement I have experienced in a 3D platformer. With just the wall kick a HUGE portion of the map was opened up to me purely just due to how well refined the game's movement really is. I was able to get through places without certain powerups that seemed to be the "right answer" purely because the levels feel designed to make your powerups feel more like a suggestion rather than a necessity. Another thing is the visual style is PERFECT. The use of fog and low resolution textures as well combined with the music using compressed midis really sells the whole N64-esque visual style and I love it. At the end of the day this game is amazing with my only complaint is the game doesn't seem the have a map (unless I missed it) but even then the map is small enough to where it is not much of an issue as areas seamlessly seem to connect to one another where to becomes easy to memorize where everything is. Overall this game is amazing and for 6 dollars it is a steal and definitely worth a buy.
Posted August 8, 2023.
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