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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:25am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:52am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:55am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:23am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 1:44am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:50am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 1:13am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:39am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:00am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:41am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 1:07am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 2:25am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 5:30am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:49am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:24am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 10:50am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 1:51am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 1:09am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 2:28am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:56am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 1:20am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:46am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 1:06am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 4:08am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 1:17am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 2:37am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 2:39am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 2:50am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 12:36am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 2:44am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 6:46am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 3:46am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 3:06am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 2:50am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 3:38am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 2:46am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 10:35am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 4:35am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 3:52am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 3:56am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 3:49am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 10:41am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked May 8, 2019 @ 9:05am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 10:39am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Apr 27, 2019 @ 4:06am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Apr 27, 2019 @ 4:42am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked May 8, 2019 @ 9:22am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 8:45am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 4:50am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked May 9, 2019 @ 2:13am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 4:07am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 5:02am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked May 8, 2019 @ 9:30am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 5:20am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked May 8, 2019 @ 4:49am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 5:11am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 5:05am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 6:49am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked May 8, 2019 @ 9:34am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked May 12, 2019 @ 6:36am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked May 8, 2019 @ 4:16am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Apr 21, 2019 @ 12:00pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:04am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2016 @ 1:50am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:31am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2016 @ 2:01am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2016 @ 2:01am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2016 @ 2:16am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:26am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2016 @ 2:40am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2016 @ 2:15am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:33am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:46am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2016 @ 2:25am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:50am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2016 @ 11:11am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2016 @ 2:19am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2016 @ 1:57am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2019 @ 4:26am



Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.