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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 1:11pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 2:09pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2020 @ 10:57am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 1:28pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 1:36pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 2:27pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 3:34pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2015 @ 4:54pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2015 @ 7:17am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2015 @ 8:54am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2015 @ 12:00pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2016 @ 3:53pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2016 @ 9:54am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2016 @ 9:14am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2016 @ 2:03pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2015 @ 10:32am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2016 @ 8:45am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2016 @ 11:32am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 7:27am