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Artist | Bird Freak | Alien
I study fish
Commission slots: 0/3


Onion: wildstar responded to my ticket
Onion: theyre just gonna send the resonators from my account to yours
Onion: and i had to tell
Onion: the senior gm of wildstar
Onion: that your name
Onion: was zucc salaman

Onion: scp R4X-3N0 is a particularly interesting scp that is known throughout the facility to have a horrible odor.

Onion: *posts pic* here's a baby bunny I saw
Rax: Aw he's adorable!
Onion: I stomped that f ucker.

Onion: Lying to me should be illegal

Onion's mom: What are you doing?
Onion: Reading some gay person's cover letter
Onion's mom: Oh you're with Rax?

Rax: I think I like the idea of the keytar
Onion: RaX are you gonna need the keytar talk?
Rax: The keytar talk?
Onion: Keytars
Onion: Are keytarded

Onion: My dog shat on my bed today
Rax: *laughs hysterically*
Onion: It's not funny!!
Onion's mom in the distance: Well, there IS some beauty to it.

*Upon seeing a picture of my birds*
Onion: I think your dogs have autism

Onion: my ♥♥♥♥♥ craves more white blood

*thrashes around mic*
Onion: 𝑫ᵉsᵖᵢᴛᵉ

Onion: I'm cummin
Rax: . . .
Onion: I thought you'd like to know
Rax: Oh I was just DYING
Onion: God I wish I was doing that

Onion: ᶜʰᵃ ᶜʰᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ˢᵐᵒᵒᵗʰ

Rax: I don't know what to do with myself rn.
Onion: What if I hit you with that Dreamworks brow?


Meg: ouuughh. My cloaca


Legoguy: Why can't I just like women?

* in the middle of a 40-minute argument with onion about the comedic significance of a V8 commercial reference*
Legoguy: I've placed an EXORBITANT amount of thought into this.

*after a pregnant pause*
Legoguy: What am I doing with my life?

Legoguy: Leave me alone I'm eating salad

Rax: Sorry I just had to go gorilla for a second
Legoguy: Sometimes you just gotta go gorilla


Onion: Condor you remind me of someone
Condor: Jesus?

Onion: I bought a new graphics card and cpu
Condor: I bought cashews

Penny: Whats wrong with smelling like buttcheeks?

Penny: mY ASS
Penny: IS BLEEDING
Penny: LEM O N J U I C E

Penny: CRACKER BUTTHOLE


Kalysus: My ass stinks

Kalysus: If he doesn't answer the call I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ his pants.

Kalysus: poop lunch.png