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John Witness Sep 30, 2024 @ 3:35pm 
Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Taylor Swift guitar that I smashed with a hammer $4000

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
John Witness Feb 6, 2023 @ 10:41pm 
hopper. Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Junior, Double, Triple Whopper, Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers, I rule this day. Lettuce, Mayo, Pickles, Ketchup, It's ok if I don't want that, Impossible bacon whopper, any whopper my way. You rule your season your day at BK, have it your way. YOU RULE! Eat like a king who's on a budget, three tasty options, fries drink and nuggets, all for five bucks wait that can't be right? Just confirmed that that's the real price. At BK, have it your way. YOU RULE! Two full meals 5.99 Each, Whopper, Royal Crispy, two fries, two drinks, double em' up or mix and match whatever you want, we're into that. BK, have it your way. YOU RULE! Five dollar your way I rule this day, nuggets, fries, drinks, bars just been raised, and Whopper Junior or something new, a barbecue bacon junior, just for you. BK, have it your way.
Room Temp Bud Ice Mar 24, 2022 @ 5:05pm 
Imagine liking tanks and being a teacher bro with a fake girlfriend from Minnesota
Brother Schultz Dec 25, 2020 @ 1:41am 
Merry Christmas
John Witness Dec 16, 2018 @ 7:24pm 
shout outs to alfred doodoodick
John Witness Nov 25, 2018 @ 2:32pm 
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Jordan Nov 25, 2018 @ 10:18am 
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John Witness Sep 13, 2018 @ 2:37pm 
PICK A BOX.

ITS CONTENTS WILL HELP YOU
ON YOUR WAY.

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John Witness Aug 6, 2018 @ 3:15pm 
Been a while since I posted ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your profile:

Woke up to one of these satan spawns CRAWLING OVER MY NAKED BODY. After a few seconds of realization I leapt out of bed and turned on the lights and barely glimpsed it before it disappeared like I'm in some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horror movie. THERE ARE LITERALLY LEFTOVER CENTIPEDE LEGS ON MY PILLOW. I'm terrified if I look into the mirror I'll find more. I feel defiled.

There is zero chance of going back to sleep. Today or for days to come. I don't deserve this. I live in Canada, the whole point of living here is going through long freezing ass winters so you don't have to deal with creepy ♥♥♥♥ like huge, lightning fast ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ centipedes.

PS I DON'T CARE THAT THEY'RE 'BROS' AND 'TOTALLY COOL APEX PREDATORS' ♥♥♥♥ YOU AND ♥♥♥♥ HOUSE CENTIPEDES
didier Apr 14, 2018 @ 7:52am 
chingu
GLORP Apr 13, 2018 @ 11:19pm 
Physicians dieabeaties compromise
Twink Boy Oct 11, 2017 @ 11:41pm 
Provided Affordable Healthcare...you shall be missed Took one for the team
John Witness Aug 25, 2017 @ 7:38pm 
WERE R T REAL MEN!!!!!!!!!!
John Witness Aug 20, 2017 @ 12:36am 
Hey ★ ☮ 요르단 ☮ ★ Can You Sit Up Like Father Finklestein I Am Worried About Your Back And Posture In Your Old Age Of Fourty Seven. Thanks. .
Jordan Jul 16, 2017 @ 11:58am